getting a crush on someone
finding out they are already dating someone else
i spend 100% more time on personal art/side projects than schoolwork. can i pls be graduated/self-employed/hired yet
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
my friend: so my english teacher mrs. watson got fired the other day
me: good red ants
my friend: yeah
me (pointing at ant colony): good red ants
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts