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whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

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all american family dinner

  • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
  • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
  • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
  • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
  • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
  • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
  • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
  • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
  • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
  • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
  • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
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rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

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commonbee:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

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ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash

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ninjadeliverygirl:

TOMMY WI-SHRINE 2.0
one of the simple pleasures in life is having a home where I can do stuff like this

ninjadeliverygirl:

TOMMY WI-SHRINE 2.0

one of the simple pleasures in life is having a home where I can do stuff like this